Have to give the whole speech so I won't get sued or whatnot. I do not own copyright to this movie, nor anything about it. Diddly doodly.
Now, for your pleasure, here's a brief history of medicine throughout the ages:
2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root. 1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer. 1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion. 1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill. 1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic. 2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.
Don't touch me.
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